MUSIK-FUN-STUFF:
Musik-Weisheiten:
My friends call me Keith.
You can call me John
Keith Moon
Wer üben muß kann nichts
Cozy Powell
Jazz ist keine gute Fickmusik
Helge Schneider
Ich halte viel von Beethoven,
vor allem von seinen Gedichten
Ringo Starr
Schlager sind Texte, die gesungen werden müssen,
weil sie zu dumm sind, um gesprochen zu werden.
Gisela Uhlen
Musik wird oft nicht schön gefunden
weil sie stets mit Geräusch verbunden
Wilhelm Busch
Ein gutes Tier ist das Klavier still, friedlich und bescheiden,
Und muß dabei doch vielerlei erdulden und erleiden
Wilhelm Busch
Jeder Mensch ist ein Arschloch,
bevor er mir nicht das Gegenteil bewiesen hat.
Frank Zappa
Ich verstehe nichts von Musik.
In meinem Fach ist das nicht nötig.
Elvis Presley
Leg deine Waffe nieder und höre Bob Marley.
Bob Marley
Joke:
My son was doing a project on 1970's rock groups,
and he asked me to name two of them. "Yes!" I said.
"Who?" he asked. "There you go," I replied.
Worst Band Names:
Angry Samoans
Arthur Loves Plastic
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bloated Scrotum
Bumgravy
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Cherry Coke Enema
Chickens On Smack
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drunks With Guns
Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Ethyl Meatplow
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Fudge Tunnel
Gag Factor
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Guess My Perversion
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-Drinkin' Housewives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
Jabbering Trout
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Joan of Arkansas
LawnSmell
Lubricated Goat
Lung Mustard
Meat Beat Manifesto
Men Among Poodles
My White Bread Mom
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
New Squids on the Dock
Not With My Camel
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poultry in Motion
Public Enema Number One
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Rats of Unusual Size
Sandy Duncan's Eye
7 Foot Spleen
Sheep On Drugs
69% Female
Spocks Johnson
Stop Calling Me Frank
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swingin' Udders
Tastes Like Chicken
Technosquid Eats Parliament
This Is Serious, Mum
3D House of Beef
To Live and Shave in LA
Too Fat to Skate
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Vic Morrow's Head
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
The Yeasty Girls
Top Country Titel:
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
but The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better.
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
Please Bypass This Heart.
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.